i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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