why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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