it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i think i scared a bird with my dick
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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