you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I believe in your delicious
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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