is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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