last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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