it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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