You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Randomize
