It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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