her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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