Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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