just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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