this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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