Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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