piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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