Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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