He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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