**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize