He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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