So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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