I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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