is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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