i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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