But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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