i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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