You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
