Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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