If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
