are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
