i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Found your dick twin last night
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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