there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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