Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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