So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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