I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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