problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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