C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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