bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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