well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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