is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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