It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If that was your dad, he is hot
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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