I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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