do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
50% drunk capacity currently
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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