let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
