That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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