The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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