well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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