Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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