Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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