Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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