I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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