Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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