Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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