There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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