Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
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