brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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